Archive for the ‘Random’ Category

My Love Is on the Ocean

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007

This song is usually entitled, "Adieu to Cold Weather," and can be dated back to an early English broadside. My love is on the ocean; I think I'll let him swim, For in my heart I feel it, I'm just as good as him; His love is in his pocket' It's a little in his heart; The ...

You Can’t Join The Carpool

Friday, January 12th, 2007

You’re going to have to spread a rumor that you have a drinking problem. Get caught drinking and driving once. The company has a program in place to handle the rehab, and the cops can’t put you away because they know you’ll be killed by mob associates minutes after you ...

Myths about Athiests

Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007

Ran across an interesting blog entry on myths about Athiesm, two experts and a link are below. Posted without commentary. Atheists believe that life is meaningless. On the contrary, religious people often worry that life is meaningless and imagine that it can only be redeemed by the promise of eternal happiness beyond ...

Screechy Monkey Poo

Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007

Ok, so the original author of the below was trying to make a completely different point, but I just enjoy reading about monkeys. Now, when you encounter a crazy screechy monkey, there are many things you should not do, and one of the things not to do is go up to ...

… can’t sleep. Future will eat me.

Sunday, November 12th, 2006

"People say they're trying to 'make their mark on the world' before they die - that's another kind of silly thing to say. You can't make your mark on the WORLD unless you've got a bulldozer or know the secret of making crop circles when no one's looking. I figure if ...