Ted the Penguin

Twain

Alright, so if you’ve never read Roughing It by Mark Twain, you’re missing out. Go, pick it up from a used book store. Read it online, or even download an audio file and listen to it if that’s your thing.

Sometimes it has seemed to me that I would give worlds if I could retain my facts; but it cannot be. The more I calk up the sources, and the tighter I get, the more I leak wisdom. Therefore, I can only claim indulgence at the hands of the reader, not justification.

The Mysterious Stranger is another good read.