Ted the Penguin

Weirdest Email… Ever.

Ok, so I work for a company that is trying to build a Space Elevator. Some say it’s far fetched. They might be right. But let me tell you, we get some ‘interesting’ emails from people. Got one the other day, I’ll post a snippet here.

…this surge creates what is called “the zero energy manipulator” device, which can then be precisely tuned and controlled using a zyrcon crystal to regulate the “buzz” of the movement —it sounds like static…I have been around these devices…they sometimes give off burst of intense energy when un-tuned and collapse very rapidly into nothing…..to keep these open you need to tune it very carefull to a constructive frequency…these frequencies depend on the intensity of the confinement and intensity of the movements inside the “bottleneck” or a magnetic field that self-pre-emeates on itself.

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they recently—in 85, and 90′s and recently enhanced with nanotech…have become the machines I have described…in all respects…although small temporal paradoxes were established earlier on. ..which I cannot really reveal..because upon revealing such information I might as well just nuke the entire planet while I’m at it.

Prob post the thing in it’s entirety later, assuming the guy doesn’t reply back to my response.