Ted the Penguin

Turtle Hunter

Here’s an email that I got from my father tonight.

From: John Matheson
Subject: Re: TURTLE!
Date: June 10, 2005 8:49:24 PM EDT
To: Seth Matheson

Log date 10June2005, no turtle debris seen on Sheppard Lane–

–from the diary of Turtle Hunter.

It’s gotten to a point where… somethings I just don’t want to know.