Ted the Penguin

So I signed up for Twitter…

February 12, 2009 – 2:17 am

Hot damn.  (I know, lame username)

I’m going to try to use it as a log to keep people up to date with how the trip is going.   Also so that people know I’m still alive (or can come save me if something goes horribly wrong).  If you read “They put me in the trunk and are headed south”, please call MI5 or something.  Don’t bother with the police or FBI, they won’t go near the Federales and I’m going to need all the help I can get (the British accents might distract them).

For those of you that are entirely confused, I’m flying out to San Diego today with Karen (from college) and meeting one of her friends and driving back.  On a whim.

In 4 days.

In a Cavalier.

Should be an adventure.  Will try to take lots of pictures and not to get arrested.

Note: I’ll probably have extremely limited access to email/phone.  Don’t expect a response right away, if not for a few days.

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Souls taste like butterscotch

February 10, 2009 – 2:16 am

The evil that men do lives after them.
The good is oft interréd with their bones.
~WS

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Cloves
Cloves are the dried unopened flower buds of a species of evergreen tree and boast a sweet, peppery flavor.

Cloves are potent and should be used sparingly. Because whole cloves are difficlult to grind, it’s suggested that you buy them grould. Reserve whole cloves for infusing flavor into hot liquids or for inserting into ham/bread.

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Bad idea

September 5, 2008 – 12:26 am

To eat half a gallon of ice cream in one sitting.

That being said, I’m alive.  But I don’t know for how long.

Ugh.

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Be careful what you say

May 16, 2008 – 12:56 pm

When a manager says to you: “Can I ask you a personal question?”

And then 2 minutes later, another manager says, “Do you want an intern?”

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Laughing out loud is not recommended.

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Stunt Doubles

April 30, 2008 – 5:14 pm

So if any of the following people are searching for their long lost twin, you should know that they’ve been spotted either in Philly or Belgium.

• Brian P.
• Terry B.
• Tarleen S.
• Lavon S.
• Sarah B.
• Allison T.
• Suzanne A.
• Jenny S.
• Nisha A.

After the third one turned out NOT to be related to the person I knew, I stopped talking to them.

Also, people look at you oddly if you do back bridges in the US Airways gate in Philly, who would have thought.

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